2SUNS is the funniest, angriest, bleakest newsmagazine in the world. Created largely by one person living in poverty in Britain and released every other month or so since May 2010, it has already been described as "What?" by the frozen head of Dick Cheney. If you like your commentary hard-left, bitter, foul-mouthed, blackly funny and soaked in impotent rage, welcome to your own personal Newsweek.
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Who is 2011's cunt of the year? Find out! Go on, FIND OUT. Click here and FIND OUT.
2011 is over already? Jesus Christ. 2SUNS reviews the year as only it can: by detailing the biggest shits on Earth in the past twelve months! Just who is the second 2SUNS Cunt of the Year? Find out in our biggest issue ever (in terms of megabytes)!
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The lean, sinewy debut issue! Including a look forward to the UK General Election! Also, we call the President of the United States a pussy.
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The second ever issue! Featuring an in-depth look into the surreal and depressing aftermath of the election as the Cameron Era begins. Where next for Labour? And what on Earth could possibly happen to the Lib Dems that hasn't already?
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The Socialism Issue! What it is, where it came from, where it goes to, and why NO-ONE IN MAINSTREAM AMERICAN POLITICS ACTUALLY COMES CLOSE TO QUALIFYING YOU STUPID FUCKS. Plus! The Big Society: a load of old bollocks, and BP: a bunch of pricks.
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The US Midterms are upon us! Time to sigh in resigned dread at the prospect of Tea Partiers with power and shriek at the Democrats for being such pussies. Plus! We welcome Ed Milliband to the frontline of British politics, gawp at the recent Australian election and advocate two colours of paper flower!
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It's the end of 2010 and 2SUNS presents its inaugural "Cunt of the Year" award : a crude and unsubtle bowdlerisation of a certain end of year tradition from a real magazine. The year is summed up via its very worst figures! Plus: South Korea gets fucked over and Father Christmas goes to war.
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Welcome to 2011! The Tuscon shootings and their attendent scars. Ed Milliband: shit or rubbish? Ireland: where did the money go? And women: know your limits.
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lt's the wedding of a century! As a cupboard-faced meaningless fiigurehead in waiting prepares to marry a commoner eighty-seven times richer than you or I will ever be, 2SUNS magazine explains why you should care, or perhaps it doesn't, perhaps it just spends three pages shrugging like a Frenchman watching Inception. There's only one way to find out. Also! The Cameron/Clegg Band, year one! Lybia: what the fuck? And the complete lowdown on the Alternative Vote referendum, including what your vote should be, you fucking bastards!
All in your FREE 2SUNS Magazine, out NOW! Click on the picture or click right here , we don't really give a fuck either way, or maybe even sign up to Issuu dot com and read it on your iPhone or something? Whatever, just read it! READ IT. (PDF file, 7MB)
Red top sacrificed for red top! Later than expected because of a breathless last few months in and out of the office, but bettter late than never! Featuring the Murdoch apocalypse gloated over, the death of the Devil, what the strikers got wrong, what's going on in Greece, why the Government hates you, and why we lost the AV Referendum, you fucking bastards!
All this and despair too in the biggest ever FREE 2SUNS Magazine! Get it here (PDF file, 12mb) or read it on Issuu (free account required)! It's great!
The English Civil War! What the fuck is with this riot shit, eh? Eh? EH? Also: Amy Winehouse is dead, Anders Behring Breivik or whatever is not, and the 9/11 that America committed!
Read this magazine now or you may never learn which of three things you're doing right now may kill you! Get it here (PDF file, 5mb) or read it on Issuu (free account required)! It's great!
Occupational hazards! Have the anti-capitalist protests cheered our cold hearts? What do you think? Also: the Unfantastic Dr Fox, the challengers appear, and the death of the NHS!
It's not very good this month, but fuck it, read it anyway ! Get it here (PDF file, 8mb) or read it on Issuu ! What the hell! It's free!
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Finally, an alt newsmagazine for the hopeless.
Are you afraid that the world is fucked? That the bad guys won a long time ago and just never declared it? That sanity has been slowly rendered worthless? That the collapse of civilisation is not a worst-case scenario but a crushing inevitablity to which you have resigned yourself?
Well, the bad news is, you're right. If human civilisation as we live it today still exists by the end of the century, it will very probably be by luck. The good news is, we're here to keep you company in the downward spiral.
2SUNS - the magazine named for a song about Armageddon. 2SUNS - the newsmagazine that laughs into the face of the abyss and hears the abyss laughing back. Newsweek with a noose around its neck, The Daily Show on downers, the product of the one-night stand between Private Eye and VIZ. The Situationist International propped against a bar, nursing a scotch and cracking jokes to no-one in particular. Every couple of months, download a FREE PDF copy of the newest, funniest, most incisive, most depressing newsmagazine on Earth: 2Suns. Because when the only sane responses to the state of the world are laughter and suicide, why not read the magazine that dares to try the former for a fleeting second?
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